Nerves
I think that I am failing to impress upon those around me just how panicked I am to act, perform, do this "public" thing. Fuck! It's Friday....I have to sing, by myself, in front of a crowd, IN TWO DAYS!!
Could someone slow the movement of time? Perhaps we could just skip Sunday altogether. We don't need Sunday, do we? I mean really, it's just the Unitarians. Our services are of no particular importance or significance.
God, oh, sorry, god with a little "g", won't mind removing Sunday from the agenda. Hell, just remove the 9:00 and 11:00 o'clock hour, that works for me. It'll be a bump in the time/space continuum and I won't have to publicly humiliate myself! OK, now I just need my GaLinda wand! "Time Out!" "Time Out!!"
A little vino and my prescription Klonipin....MMmmm, just call me Karin Walker.
Could someone slow the movement of time? Perhaps we could just skip Sunday altogether. We don't need Sunday, do we? I mean really, it's just the Unitarians. Our services are of no particular importance or significance.
God, oh, sorry, god with a little "g", won't mind removing Sunday from the agenda. Hell, just remove the 9:00 and 11:00 o'clock hour, that works for me. It'll be a bump in the time/space continuum and I won't have to publicly humiliate myself! OK, now I just need my GaLinda wand! "Time Out!" "Time Out!!"
A little vino and my prescription Klonipin....MMmmm, just call me Karin Walker.
posted by Molly Sue at
12:20 AM
8 Comments:
Who the hell is Karen Walker...
Get over it for hells sake. Sing, pretend noone is there. Unitarions don't care if you sing good. They just want to make sure you don't say anything spiritual, while doing it.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
Good luck honey...YOU CAN DO IT!!
If I can do this ... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XmQGlCFef-w ... FAT, you can sing a verse, in front of a bunch of wanna be christians!! ;)
YOU'LL ROCK!!
Okay I don't want this to sound trite or anything, it is meerly my way of trying to help you get through this (remember my mom has said I will never be a compasionate service leader because I totally suck at this (well she wouldn't say suck because that word was banned for us)). Anyways...
Just think back at all the church performances you've heard in your lifetime. hmm... How many can you really remember? Well I can only remember 2. One because the lady played the most amazing piano solo and she had no fingers (not kidding either) and the other is only because it was my absolute favorite but hello every month the choir sings and do I remember any of those. Nope. So don't sweat it because no one will remember it either. Hey and if they do remember you it's only because it was their absolute best choir solo they've ever heard in their life and that would be awesome. You'll do great!
Karin Walker is the pill popping, alcohol drinking rich bitch from Will&Grace....Heehee
Haha-Unitarians are Christian wanna be's...
Bawhahahahahahahah- Bean, I think you just told me that I'll be forgettable so get the fuck over it and sing...Oh My Gahwd that is hilarious!!
THAT Karen Walker.... I LOVE HER!!!
And I resemble that remark about unforgetable church performances...
You wouldn't forget me!! :)
And stop using that word, you know how I hate it. And we ARE talking about singing in church... YOU my dear are gonna be struck by lightning on Sunday, Before you can sing GOD!!!
This is the second post in 10 min. on two different blogs that Imention taking a kloipin or whatever. I have never heard of it!
Oh, and by the way...I have missed reading your blog! It's great! I am glad to be back in the blogging world.
YOU DID FANTASTIC!!!!!!!
So....How did it go? Did you get struck by lightening??
Thought of you...in all your singing glory! Can't wait to see the video!!! ;)
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