Yay! Yay! First of May!

In the time honored tradition of pseudonymous hubby's family, being the first day of May....We say to you,

YAY! YAY! FIRST OF MAY! OUTDOOR FUCKING STARTS TODAY!

What does it mean? Uh, nothing. It's a contest between he, his siblings and his cousins. Who can get on the horn the fastest and start calling to scream those words as fast as they can and then hang up. Texting doesn't count.

Oh my hell, we seriously lack quality entertainment. What a bunch of non-sense boneheads.